The most hilarious faux chef EVER!!!!!!!

My friend's daddy makes the most hilarious combinations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! today she got scared when she walked in the kitchen and saw these ingredients in front of chef boyardaddy: canned salmon, peanut butter, wheat bread, rice with some ish in it, oh yeah, onions, carrots. shut up!! hilarious.

i know y'all been cursin my name, callin me everything but a child of God. but i been busy! can a girl not blog for a week w/o gettin death threats, STACIE VON KUTIEBOOTS!!!!!! there are a million things i was going to talk abt but since this is day 6 of 9... i think i'm just gon chill. y'all might have to wait until thursday. and guess what happens on thursday.... i go to CONNECTICUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and my birthday's in 11 days!! 24 here i come!! whoo hoo!!!

and its taking every fiber of my being not to beg, cajole and CONVINCE my friends to send me a copy of the email he sent them abt my surprise. i know he's surprising me. i'm horrible w/surprises b/c i don't ever want to wait. and he loves to try to surprise me. so sweet that one!!


The Very Reverend Ace Clemmons, Jr. said...

totally not related - but i made your chili- it rocks!!!

(i made it a little hotter tho....)

the Very

Anonymous said...

lol..she said 24.

I was such an IDIOT at 24.

You wear 23 VERY well.

the joy said...

yay connecticut! if you get a chance, go to the barnum museum. if its the same as when i was little, its like a little ripley's believe it or not.

jameil1922 said...

ace... yay! i'm glad you liked it! :D

dp... thanks homes :)

the joy... i probably won't be able to this trip. we're going to boston and the beach and hangin w/my homies. but i'll keep that in mind for the next time.

Ladynay said...

That ingredient list made me sick....lol

Happy early b-day if you don't blog till you get back from CT

Miss Ashli said...

YAY!!!! See you thursday!

4EverJennayNay said...

girl you are real wrong for that.

how you gone beg your friends to give up the surprise???

cut that out!

CNEL said...

Too much is going on with those ingredients.

24 hmmmm. I told someone the other day that turning 21 next year was a sobering thought. Cause I hear once your in the 20s you're at your best. But your like me so you want every decade to the best.

Don't spoil the surprise. I don't like em, but they can be fun if done right. I'm sure the boyfriend is goin take care of you!

Stacie von Kutieboots said...

Thanks for the shout-out!!!!
Ummmmm, NO THANKS for the shout-out. Tighten up your game and post on a regular schedule and I won't have to mail you anthrax...or a TB tissue.

Those ingredients sound like a smorgasbord in hell.

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jameil1922 said...

lady... HAHAHAHA!! you know you like that girl. go mix some up for lil bit. lolol and thx for the bday shout! :D

ash... probably friday, but see you there! :D

jenn shut up! geez! i said i didn't do it! damn. hatin on me.

cnel.. I DIDN'T SPOIL THE SURPRISE!! READ PEOPLE!! DAMN. you can't scold me on my own blog. i've heard no one say the 20s were the best. who the hell said that. you're still trying to find yourself, making no money. who the hell would want to do that again. my aunt and my book club of women in their 40s and 50s say the 30s are where its at. too stupid in your 20s.

stace... hope you know that lil comment got you on the terror list. but i was lmao @the tb tissue!! you are foolish!!!!!!!!

X Factor said...

If the 20s were supposed to be my best, then I have a LONG way to go :( Here's to hoping that my 30s will be DYN-O-MITE!!!!!!!!!

KHALLI 88 said...

Wow 24 enjoy, I have my 38th next Tuesday YIKES!!!!! :)

jameil1922 said...

x... honey that's foolishness. seriously my aunts and nem (hahaha) say the 30s are IT.

shoeman... ooh old! lol. why is everyone so amazed i'm turning 24? too bad i can't add. your birthday's tuesday, mine's WEDNESDAY!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!