7.27.2006

Thunder Thighed Amazon Stallion

So... I really don't like super skinny teeny tiny midget-like people. Because they are bananas. They really don't get it. Now I love my homie I'm bout to talk about. I'm not fat by any stretch of the imagination. I'm a size 4. And I don't have any body image problems. But my home skillet almost gave me some accidentally. I said, "I'm so young. I need a mini-skirt. Why don't I own a mini-skirt?" She said, "Why girl? Because you got them thunder thighs?" "Them what?" "Them thunder thighs." "Excuse me?" "What? That's not a good thing?" "I have no issue w/my thighs but it is inappropriate to refer to anyone's thighs as thunder." "Oh... sorry." "Yeah..." In the same day, she referred to someone tall as a stallion, and another as an Amazon. I'm quite short, too. 5'1 1/4" Yep. That small. Its very cute. But my grandmother and 2 of her sisters are 5'11 or taller. So I'm sensitive to the tall ones. Also, Michelle says I'm a tall person trapped in a short person's body. Can't you tell? Doesn't my personality leap off of your screen? No? Get a higher speed internet.

21 comments:

Karamale said...

"i'm so young. i need a mini-skirt."

how could anyone think of chipping away at that modesty?

CNEL said...

Why girl? Because you got them thunder thighs?" "Them what?" "Them thunder thighs." "Excuse me?" "What? That's not a good thing?"

It's all about the presentation.

Also, Michelle says I'm a tall person trapped in a short person's body. Can't you tell? Doesn't my personality leap off of your screen?

Mmmm hmmmm.

Epsilonicus said...

I remember referring to a young lady's thighs as "Thunder thighs". I think it could be a compliment. Some guys like thick thighs. So they want them some thunder thighs.

I can tell ;)Hahahaha

DP said...

THunder THighed amazon stallion women...



nuffin wrong with that...



nothing wrong with lil pocket rockets like you either Jameil...


Long as you rock it right..its all good

Cluizel said...

Can I come to Pittsburgh and smack whoever saud that?!? You know how I feel about shit like that...

I told you someone called me a stallion once...I think people don't realize how shit might sound sometimes. Like when people call me big girl...then they see my face get cold (you know the look) and they tell me they meant tall and not fat. Well then say that ass!!! You almost got your butt whopped!

:)

Duck said...

5'1"?

No way.

I would've never guessed.

jameil1922 said...

kara... lmao! poor thing. she will be so appalled when she reads this b/c she didn't mean it like that. ain't i the most modest person you know tho? my mom's been singing "you're so vain, i betcha think this song is about you" to me since i was like 8 or something. come 8? she had to do that to me. how else would i get that way except her telling me how gorgeous and talented i was?

i'm sayin tho. i have abt another year to wear mini skirts. i'm going to buy one tomorrow.

cnel... i'm just sayin. its not what you say, its HOW you say it.

epsi... aren't you chris rock over there. i ain't got no problem w/my body. the point is other people will not be so inclined to forgive that description w/o going to pop some diet pills.

dp... word? pocket rockets??? lmao weirdo!

sl... nah dog. ya need to go to much further south for that one. lmao @i meant tall not fat. my mom's fave song as she sings it "go big girl watchu gon do, go, go big girl watchu gon do, go big girl whatchu gon do, watchu gon do..." and me and my sis chime in, "go big mama!" LMAO!! that ish is hilarious!! omg! cracks me up!

duck.. yeah dog i'm the teeny weeny. but i wear heels so often people don't really know how short i am. which is hilarious when they finally see my actual height. then they're like wth?!! where's the rest of you?! its great.

4EverJennayNay said...

***go, go big girl what you gon' do**

girl bye!

do you. i've never been a size 4 and i'm quick to put on my size 18 mini skirt... okay. maybe its not a mini. cause it does cover a lot of ass, but damn. you get my drift. my point is i'm sexy AND i do me.

!DO YOU!

and on the issue of height... girl fugg it!

DO YOU!

i used to want to be taller so i really get into the plus sized model thing. but at 5'6" it ain't happenin. but you know what?

I'm so damn sexy, the camera can't handle it.

the joy said...

i thought you were taller. but just as i am internally fat, you are internally tall.

D. Sands said...

"Watch out fo tha BIG girrrrrrl..."

Done.

Dreamlover said...

I hate the term thunder thighs as well!!

Also, I always pictured you as 5'8 or something, hehe.

bygpowis said...

is your "friend" open enough to hear how them words made you feel? can they take it? did you give it to 'em?... then ddddoooooo it!... roll that thunder. flash that lightening. rain on e'm... reign on 'em... my queen... reign!

jameil1922 said...

jenn... you are silly! lolol... i bought the mini. i thought the same thing i always think when i put one on... this is obscene. can't do it. took it back. i can wear a mini but the micro-mini... no. i will not be giving two-year-olds free shows. how bout i love the camera comment!! yessssssss!!

joy... internally fat?!! lmao! never heard that one. hilarious.

sands... thank you for that rousing rendition.

dream... lol. and i usually picture people short. that's funny.

byg... LMAO!! WOW! i'm over hear rolling. that was hilarious!!! they didn't make me feel any way but concerned for her well-being should she say that to the wrong person. lolol

Ladynay said...

I am glad you brought the skirt, but too bad you didn't feel comfortable in it.

I always thought thunder thighs was negative. With you being a size 4 your thighs ain't no where near thunder! LOL

Stacie von Kutieboots said...

"No? Get a higher speed internet"- Classic J. Bossy b!t...

Ummm, I have no comment over here except "lil pocket rockets"??? Word?!???? LOLOL

Omar Ramon said...

lol ur hilarious..why don't i come here more often??
*gazing off into space* ....
oh yeah, cuz i'm an airhead!

I am mad tall and I actually to have huge legs. I could kick a car like a soccer ball! I think they're sexy tho. Well mine are at least. cuz they're muscualr and not all cellutical,LOL.

X Factor said...

Um, yeah. "Thunder thighs" just isn't what I want to hear coming out of ANYONE'S mouth in reference to me (even though in my case, it just happens to be true!). And as for the miniskirt thing.... if women in their 30s and 40s can weir short shorts with heels and look good, then how come you only have one more year to wear a miniskirt? Girl, you'd better rock that.... I wish I WOULD put all this junk in a mini anything. And finally, for the stallion/Amazon thing... bah humbug. I am 6'0" flat footed and 6'3" on an average day with my heels, so you KNOW I hate that ish!!!

X Factor said...

Oh yeah, and I thought of you this morning while I was rounding on one of my units in the hospital. We had THREE patients with active tuberculosis.... welcome to New York :)

jameil1922 said...

lady... that's what i'm sayin! how you gon call my thighs thunder b/c you sometimes can shop in gap kids (ouch).

stace... i bet you don't have a comment.

omar... get it car soccer star!! lololol andy mcdowell on jay leno like 6 years ago and have since been aspiring to have her thighs. she actually got me in the gym for a while... a long while. the goal: that line when you sit down. hot.

xfactor... are you telling me i should wear minis for the next 20 years? b/c that's what it sounds like. omg stop the tb!! geez!!! and i love that you wear 3" heels when you're 6 feet. that's fabulous. i hate when tall women try to shrink. clearly i would be the tall girl y'all love to hate. heels everyday and dare a man to be short! ha!

Jonzee said...

Wow..thunder thighs??? Maybe she thinks you will be in competition with her if you rock the mini.

Now that I am older, I feel terribly self concious in the mini--ah to be young again!

X Factor said...

Okay, maybe not 20 years. But I say as long as its tasteful and beautiful, rock it. Lauren Ashleigh says f*&# the hater bitches (YES!!!!!!!!!), and I concur: if you have mini skirt material to work with, then work it:)