4.26.2006

Get out my bizness

First, I'd like to say F YOU Karamale!! LMAO!! I'm off to the queen city and will likely be unable to correspond w/the beloved blog fam. But worry not! I will not leave you in the lurch nearly as long as MISS A!!! or Karamale!! Oh yeah, I'm callin folk OUT!!

Anywho, when I said get out my bizness, I meant get in it. I've seen some very interesting concepts on other blogs so I'm going to try this. I'm gon let y'all ask me any question, as many as you want that you've been wanting to know or some philosophical bullish. Whateva. Reader's choice! So that's how you will entertain yourselves while I'm gone. Variety people. It's the thyme of life. Hahahahaha. I sound like a nationalized citizen. I know this lady from Spain who messes up all colloquialisms. "It's like a catch 77." or "Close! But no potato!" LMAO!! Anyway ask away.

21 comments:

D. Sands said...

I tend to read your blog posts as I imagine you'd read them aloud: extremely fast, and without breathing.

That is all.

Ladynay said...

Dang, you'll be so close but so far! Have fun! I can't think of any questions right now, but I LOVE these posts! I am sure I have at least one by the end of the day! LOL

Mrs A. said...

ok, (1) you will NOT call me out likde that! (2) and you left your absense open-ended, so if you SHOULD HAPPEN to be gone for a couple of weeks, you KNOW i'ma get at you! (3) oh, NO SHE DIDN'T! (4) what kind of car do you drive? (5) who would you tongue kiss for $100,000 tax free dollars out of randy jackson from American Idol or kevin federline? (6) you don't look like you can :-P, but can you cook? and what's your specialty?

Miss Ashli said...

Miss A, in Jameil's absence I'll answer your questions for you, lets see how good i am at this: drives a lancer, and for 100,000 tax free dollars she would kiss randy because i can't see her kissing a dirty lookin wannabe rappin white boy, and she can only cook breakfast since thats all she eats, specialty = western omelet and a side of homefries. And when's she's real saddity with it she'll make a frittata instead with a side scallopped potato casserole and for lunch a steak burger with chunks of gorganzola cheese, a pesto mayo all on a garlic & onion focaccia round. Holla!

Stacie von Kutieboots said...

Get it Ashli! Her specialty is a damn italian cheeseburger with gorgonzola, baby spinach leaves on a whole wheat kaiser roll

Don't forget some other foreign terms like "Now and Afters" (now and laters) or "they are going like bagels!" (going like hotcakes)

What I want to know is what did you wear everyday you were gone!

Miss Ashli said...
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Miss Ashli said...

stace: i know what she didn't wear; she didn't wear that yellow dress i fed-exed her ass

Epsilonicus said...

Have fun!!Did u get the myspace messge I sent you???

Karamale said...

thanks for showing me some love, jameil. next time, fuck me harder.

meanwhile, question:
goobers or raisinettes?

(lmao @ catch 77)

Stacie von Kutieboots said...

Nor did she mention the yellow crushed silk tank from express I sent her...can't be nice to some people!

Rell said...

enjoy you trip to the QC! 704 stand up lol...







booooooooooo duke and McRoberts coming back...

4EverJennayNay said...

Ummm...

I've been wondering this for sometime now.

Who was Sweet Pea's daddy?

You know, Olive Oil's son? She was always going back and for between Popeye and Bluto. Popeye would always have to save her from Bluto after he beat her ass or did something crazy.

So who was Sweet Pea's daddy?

spchrist said...

I might jack this idea....lol.

Miss Ashli said...

I think Popeye was the baby daddy

G. Cornelius Harris said...

Have good time...I'll keep you posted

CNEL said...

I want to know how come you're so confident? What's ya secret?

Okay and I'm going through withdrawal, so what I'm going due when I'm abroad!

jameil1922 said...

lucky you guys!! i found the net (my crack) at one of my girl's cribs. i will have to get at you later but you all gave me a good hard laugh. i'm DYING laughing!!! that's hilarious. i have to go get dressed to head out b/c you know the kid gotta get fly. i'll holla!! :) oh yeah but miss a, i will be gone until monday. so only two days! and the rest of y'all need to ask some more questions!!

Ladynay said...

What made you want to go into journalism?

Where do you see yourself in the next 10 years?

How many kids you want (can have grandbabies unless you make or adopt a kid)?

How long you and you bf been together?

Did you get your liver pudding?

What side of the bed do you sleep on?

There's a few :-)

4EverJennayNay said...

ever regret anything?

Chris said...

what is your ultimate life goal?

Chris said...

and yes, I will be jacking this...hope you're having fun at home!